I wanted freedom. Bound and restricted. I tried to give you up, but I’m...
The Dark Knight can suck cock.
So the Dark Knight “rises”, eh? No, sir. What the Dark Knight does is suck venereally diseased penis. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse film - and that INCLUDES “Catwoman” starring Halle Berry. The plot? Let me guess; A crazed supervillain has intentions of inciting absolute chaos and destroying Gotham while Bruce Wayne struggles with his identity as the...
How to tell if your Silkie chicken is male or...
Philip tells me bedtime stories 
There once was two caterpillars and they spent everyday together. But one caterpillar would sometimes get very sad and refuse to go anywhere or eat or play or laugh. So the other caterpillar, who loved her dearly, would go out and climb to the highest stem and bring her only the prettiest flowers so as to cheer her up. She would see that everything is okay and wear a petal from the flowers...
Philip tells me bedtime stories 
The colour green was very lonely. His father Blue had been a very blue man and as such, was quite sad a lot of the time. His mother, Yellow, was overly cheerful and that tended to annoy him. Although by mixing his two parents together one does achieve green, he began to feel like he may be adopted. He left home at an early age, making his already blue father black, whereby he committed suicide and...
Philip tells me bedtime stories ①
There once was a pea in a pod. He got along well with the other peas, enjoyed going to the movies with them, doing relay races and generally rolling around. The pod had one rule: You had to be inside by dark. It closed ten and if you weren’t there then you weren’t getting in until it opened again at dawn. The peas has heard stories of the creatures outside at night and were so scared...
Don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry. Sometimes love is not enough...– Lana Del Ray
housewitch asked: "If a woman were to expose her breast in public, that’s inappropriate, but if she sticks a child’s mouth on her boob that’s suddenly okay." Yes, it is okay, because there are laws in ALL 50 states protecting a woman's right to breastfeed her child in public. Do you expect all women to hide in their homes during the entire duration they plan on raising their...
vul-gar asked: The act of breastfeeding a child does not make anyone a pervert. When and if my child becomes hungry in public, I will feed her. Maybe you should reassess your belief that a breast is purely a sexual organ and not an organ intended solely to nourish a child. I also think you should examine your discomfort with the female body.
housewitch asked: Maybe you won't be so judgmental about mothers when you actually become one.
You breast-feeding enthusiasts are such boobs.
I’ve reached the end of my tether when it comes to the debate of whether or not public (or photos of) breast feeding is socially acceptable. I can see your nipples - I implore you to get it out of my face. Furthermore, I can see a small child nibbling at it, siphoning out the contents of your sore, swollen boob, like a ravenous bipedal piglet at a sows teat. Now if that doesn’t make...
thebatjan-deactivated20120225 asked: Wow. I didn't think they'd be allowed to proceed if the person asking for it was drunk, but, hey. It just reminds me of how long you pondered over getting a nose ring in high school, haha.
Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.– The Joker.
I’ve got high hopes baby, but all you do is take me down to depths that I...– Kimbra.
…Find yourself a thing to do now; don’t be crying that’s below...– Lanie Lane.
Go tell that long-tongue liar. Go tell that midnight rider. Tell the rambler,...– Cash, J.
Elderly stars slide down the lonely sky Slipping away to find a place to die I...– Marina & the Diamonds.
Trying to hide the hole inside my head.
Maddie would be the perfect human being if he was actually human; he’s...
Silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids…
And suddenly, it was as if my life was as it was when I was 17. I was melancholy, paranoid and could trust no one around me.
I wish we’d never met. I don’t like you at all.
; they keep me thinkin’ that we almost had it all.
thebatjan-deactivated20120225 asked: Jude here. New Tumblr. DUDE, you got a bellybutton ring!